How fast can I get to # 1 on BlogToplist ???

My name is Patrick Curl - and I don't even speak French, but I'm curious, how big I can grow this new blog in one week, and how it will affect my other blogging efforts.

Also this is my attempt to 'test' a theory posed by Link Rain.com:

"Cheating on Blogtoplist.com and Alexa Ranking for Huge Traffic and Money "

My Main Blog: There's a Blog in My Soup! is officially moving mainstream, w/ my alexa rankings moving to 500,000 from 1.2mill, and my technorati moving down to 200,000 from 400,000 in only a weeks time, I feel I'm getting ready to explode.

In case you're unfamiliar w/ my main blog here are some of my personal favorite articles:
"So many starving Blogs, solution? The Super FEED N FAVE - BUMP-N-GRIND - Groove Train!"
"Forgiveness, Letting Go, and The First Step To Abundant Blessings."
"5 Tools and Resources for Building and Promoting your Blog!"
"8 Astounding ways to DoFollow and Increase Your link Power by 1000%!"
A Highly Liberal yet Somewhat Conservative Mormon’s viewpoint on the “Law of Attraction”


I'm also going to combine this post w/ the 'Viralink Train' going around to help get the traffic building...

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Below is a matrix of 120 stars, I have already added a link to my blog onto one of the stars, all you need to do is copy and paste the grid into your blog and add your own link to one of the other spare stars, and tell others to do the same!

Viralink

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New Addition: When I receive a ping back once you have added the Viralink to your site I will add your link to this grid, and each person who copies the grid from here will also link to your site!

———copy and paste the Viralink and instructions above this line———